Takin' a stroll downtown (Downtown)
Heard there was a show (At the albert where else)
There may be a sweet band (Maybe it's putrescence)
Gonna go and check it out
Turned down an alley (It smells like a filthy morgue)
Something caught my eye (A dirty fucking hobo)
I walked up to her slowly (So I wouldn't wake her up)
Pulling out my rusty box cutter
Perforate the jugular
Slit her emaciated gut open
Dip my dick in stomach acid
Jerk it off into her throat
Checked out the show (Putrescence sucked)
Hung out outside (This story's really lame)
Need to get a burger (A human burger)
Where's a cab when you need one
Got home at 3am (3am)
Put it on discovery (Shark week rules)
I need to take a shower (Fucking dirty hobo)